Comments on: Lord Overboard

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:28:00 +0000

Dood Gay, people!

Mr. Ayscoughe-Hussey, you have made quite a remarkable discovery, there. They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, so I am extremely flattered. Unless it's just an astonishing coincidence.

Ms. Stephanie, why go to all the trouble of stealing a lifeboat, when I have a perfectly willing man-servant to use as a raft?

Ms. Beenzzz, you idea is inspired, however I am not sure that I would wish to encourage Botter to stink even more. He smells awful enough as it is.

Mr. Ed, you are right, times are hard for an aristocratic adventurer these days. Maybe I should enlist another servant? Maybe one with breasts, this time.

Well, I am spent. Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

By: Ed

Ed — Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:44:00 +0000

Life on the ocean wave isn’t what it used to be. Back in the day, every lord would have had two manservants in case of sinking by iceberg. One to break windows, a task so dutifully carried out by Botter, and the second to make you a cup of tea while you straddled Botter’s floating chest.

By: Beenzzz

Beenzzz — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:04:00 +0000

And, Lord…by beans I do not mean me, I mean the magical fruit.

By: Beenzzz

Beenzzz — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 23:03:00 +0000

I certainly hope Botter has something to help him propel. Perhaps a generous helping of beans can turn this Botter raft into a motor boat?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 15:02:00 +0000

I think you should hijack one of the lifeboats – particularly Anchor’s – throw him unsuspectingly into the sea, and get Botter to row you to safety.

By: A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey

A. A. Ayscoughe~Hussey — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:40:00 +0000

M’Lord… seems that someone is flattering you in the most sincerest form…

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By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 23:23:00 +0000

Good evening, peasants!

Mr. Peeler, you are quite right, of course. It is my God-given right - nay, DUTY - to thrash Botter to within an inch of his miserable life. I would not like to incur the wrath of the deity by not doing so.

Lady Terri - disaster is the mother of invention, and terror is the father.

Ms. Minx, if Botter dares to leak in any manner, he shall be severely pummeled about the torso.

Thank you for your words, Mr. Guy. And I urge you to simply MAKE the time to read the earlier entries, so wondrous are my journals.

Mr. Diesel, indeed, we aristocrats have often used the lower-classes to our advantage. That is why they are there, after all.

Mr. Bananas, you are quite correct, I would not wish to stimulate Botter, lest he starts to 'leak' everywhere.

Toodle pip!

- Lord Likely

By: Gorilla Bananas

Gorilla Bananas — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:30:00 +0000

Surely Botter must have doing the backstroke to allow him to breath? In which case his lordship would have been sitting on Botter’s midriff, taking every precaution to avoid giving him undeserved stimulation.

By: Diesel

Diesel — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:57:00 +0000

The aristocracy has always survived on the backs of the peasants.

By: Guy

Guy — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:13:00 +0000

I rather enjoyed this excerpt along with the simplicity and uniqueness of your blog. I will have to come back when I have some more time and start from the beginning. Thanks.