Comments on: The Last Train to Disaster http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster Behold! The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action! So powerfully erotic, you may wish to keep a few tissues handy. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:31:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1-alpha By: Damien Riley http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-690 Damien Riley Tue, 16 Oct 2007 03:40:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-690 I would that you took cattle rape with the seriousness it deserves. Carry on then! I would that you took cattle rape with the seriousness it deserves. Carry on then!

]]> By: Steph http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-639 Steph Wed, 03 Oct 2007 10:34:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-639 Hello my Lord. I too have been away for some months, but I am looking forward to catching up with your adventures which I have sorely missed while I have been gone. Hello my Lord. I too have been away for some months, but I am looking forward to catching up with your adventures which I have sorely missed while I have been gone.

]]> By: Lord Likely http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-635 Lord Likely Tue, 02 Oct 2007 13:54:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-635 Good day, ladies and gentlemen!<br/><br/>Pseudonymph, The United States and Great Britain have always been two countries separated by a common tongue, although I hope that one day my tongue will unite us.<br/><br/>Mr. Bananas, they are extraordinary place names, are they not? My friends back in England, in Little Ballsack, will hardly believe it!<br/><br/>Nurse Myra, I should like to take you to see Cockshaft, one day.I hear it is a jaw-dropping sight.<br/><br/>Lord Matt, the very notion that I should make such a place name up staggers me, too. I deal only in fact, not flights of fictional fancy!<br/><br/>Ms. Minx, I heard Hemorrhoid is a ghastly place, located in the arse-end of the country. Awful.<br/><br/>Ms. Beenzzz, I should very much like to eat out at Minge. You should accompany us, one day.<br/><br/>Ms. Olga, Shit Creek is indeed a treacherous place, although not as bad as Shit Lake.<br/><br/>Mr. Chris! Are you advertising your wares in my wondrous journals? Good heavens, man! I applaud your marketing savvy. Top hole!<br/><br/>Mr. Ghost, thank you for your pertinent travel advice. Chlamydia Chasm sounds frightful.<br/><br/>Madhatter, I shall indeed! I am nothing if not a pecker.<br/><br/>Granny, I understand your horror, but keep reading and you should find that I have not completely lost my marbles...<br/><br/>Lady Terri, I am a well of useful advice, and like a well I am very deep. And wet. And I have a bucket in me. Um.<br/><br/>I must away!<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day, ladies and gentlemen!

Pseudonymph, The United States and Great Britain have always been two countries separated by a common tongue, although I hope that one day my tongue will unite us.

Mr. Bananas, they are extraordinary place names, are they not? My friends back in England, in Little Ballsack, will hardly believe it!

Nurse Myra, I should like to take you to see Cockshaft, one day.I hear it is a jaw-dropping sight.

Lord Matt, the very notion that I should make such a place name up staggers me, too. I deal only in fact, not flights of fictional fancy!

Ms. Minx, I heard Hemorrhoid is a ghastly place, located in the arse-end of the country. Awful.

Ms. Beenzzz, I should very much like to eat out at Minge. You should accompany us, one day.

Ms. Olga, Shit Creek is indeed a treacherous place, although not as bad as Shit Lake.

Mr. Chris! Are you advertising your wares in my wondrous journals? Good heavens, man! I applaud your marketing savvy. Top hole!

Mr. Ghost, thank you for your pertinent travel advice. Chlamydia Chasm sounds frightful.

Madhatter, I shall indeed! I am nothing if not a pecker.

Granny, I understand your horror, but keep reading and you should find that I have not completely lost my marbles…

Lady Terri, I am a well of useful advice, and like a well I am very deep. And wet. And I have a bucket in me. Um.

I must away!

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: LadyTerri http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-634 LadyTerri Mon, 01 Oct 2007 21:28:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-634 Sound advice ya gave Lord Likely! one must never put there tounge in a grinder lmao! :) Sound advice ya gave Lord Likely! one must never put there tounge in a grinder lmao! :)

]]> By: Grannys.Myth.Peeler http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-633 Grannys.Myth.Peeler Mon, 01 Oct 2007 19:07:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-633 To say I was truly alarmed at reading this latest instalment in your wondrous adventure is to put it mildly. In fact I had to read it twice just to be certain. But to my dismay I realised that I was correct the first time. This only leaves me to draw one possible conclusion. You my Lord have been exposed to far to much sun & have gone absolutely bonkers.<br/><br/>TWO tickets in first class, TWO. Why that no good devious manservant has allowed you flaunt your generosity in public. Exposing you to those that would seek to take advantage of such a generous fellow.<br/><br/>Oh the horror. The horror. So upset was I on reading it I had to immediately run out from my home & search frantically for a down trodden fellow & punch him upon the bugle in order to somehow redress the balance. Although I doubt the poor sod was intelligent enough to understand the importance of this symbolism.<br/><br/>Fortunately in modern times we have mobile technology. This allows me to travel alone in first class, using the power of the instant message to summon my bag man from the baggage car whenever I need my tea stirring.<br/><br/>Regards,<br/><br/>Granny a 21st Century Luddite. To say I was truly alarmed at reading this latest instalment in your wondrous adventure is to put it mildly. In fact I had to read it twice just to be certain. But to my dismay I realised that I was correct the first time. This only leaves me to draw one possible conclusion. You my Lord have been exposed to far to much sun & have gone absolutely bonkers.

TWO tickets in first class, TWO. Why that no good devious manservant has allowed you flaunt your generosity in public. Exposing you to those that would seek to take advantage of such a generous fellow.

Oh the horror. The horror. So upset was I on reading it I had to immediately run out from my home & search frantically for a down trodden fellow & punch him upon the bugle in order to somehow redress the balance. Although I doubt the poor sod was intelligent enough to understand the importance of this symbolism.

Fortunately in modern times we have mobile technology. This allows me to travel alone in first class, using the power of the instant message to summon my bag man from the baggage car whenever I need my tea stirring.

Regards,

Granny a 21st Century Luddite.

]]> By: The Naked Madhatter http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-632 The Naked Madhatter Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:53:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-632 If you pass by Aussiekissburgh you might find friends of mine, peck them well for me.<br/>Kind regards If you pass by Aussiekissburgh you might find friends of mine, peck them well for me.
Kind regards

]]> By: Hungry Ghost http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-631 Hungry Ghost Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:12:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-631 Be very careful in Crusty Flaps Gulch. I hear that if linger too long there, you’ll become disoriented and end up in Township of Chlamydia Chasm – a perilous place indeed! Be very careful in Crusty Flaps Gulch. I hear that if linger too long there, you’ll become disoriented and end up in Township of Chlamydia Chasm – a perilous place indeed!

]]> By: Chris C http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-630 Chris C Mon, 01 Oct 2007 16:32:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-630 I just wanted to let everyone know that in honor of a special blog milestone my column today is open to the readers to create in the comments section. I have a great list of funny topics, and you can write what you like on any of them. It can be a sentence or two. It can be one hundred words.<br/><br/>But it is yours to create. So come on by and have at it. I just wanted to let everyone know that in honor of a special blog milestone my column today is open to the readers to create in the comments section. I have a great list of funny topics, and you can write what you like on any of them. It can be a sentence or two. It can be one hundred words.

But it is yours to create. So come on by and have at it.

]]> By: Olga, the Traveling Bra http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-629 Olga, the Traveling Bra Mon, 01 Oct 2007 15:38:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-629 Shit Creek?! I've been stuck up there several times, unfortunately. I do hope you packed a paddle, just in case. Shit Creek?! I’ve been stuck up there several times, unfortunately. I do hope you packed a paddle, just in case.

]]> By: Beenzzz http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/american-adventure/the-last-train-to-disaster/comment-page-1#comment-628 Beenzzz Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:36:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=96#comment-628 Surely, you and Botter stopped and had a lovely picnic meal at the Minge Hills??? Seems like a rather nice spot to eat. Surely, you and Botter stopped and had a lovely picnic meal at the Minge Hills??? Seems like a rather nice spot to eat.

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