Comments on: Wherein Mrs. Bapps Is Given The Boot

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:38:00 +0000

In other news, dear readers, I fear I may soon be dead.

Do not ask why...it is best you do not know.

But something is afoot. Something terrible.

- Lord Likely.

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 01:36:00 +0000

Good day, all!

Mr. Greenland, you call it insanity, I call it a place to stick one's todger when all else fails.

Nurse Myra, who can blame them, when they are faced with my devilishly handsome visage at the top of the page?

Mr. Wood, you make a good point, sir. Maybe she shall be released early for good behaviour.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 17:38:00 +0000

At least that mad bitch helped assault Botter for you, m’Lord. Surely that is something?

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:42:00 +0000

according to the answers in your poll, 10 people orgasmed at the end of each of your paragraphs. I surmise you have a lot of premature ejaculators reading this blog…..

By: Pwn Greenland

Pwn Greenland — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 06:22:00 +0000

Although you may be awesome, you have claimed that the unsightly battlemomma63 aroused you. Therefore, you are clearly insane.

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 01:47:00 +0000

Good day, my ravishing readers!

Mr. L, sleep well, sir. You have earnt it!

Ms. Ranran, it is always a pleasure to meet a new reader! However, while flattery will get you almost anywhere, and while I confess that I am terribly easy at times, I do not tend to do link exchanges quite so quickly. Only once a person has stuck by me, or made frequent comments, or performed lurid sexual acts upon my person do I allow them a spot in my highly-prized blog-roll. Just ask Mr. Max. He did all three.

Mr. Bananas, hanging was probably to good for him, hmm? Maybe a sturdy boot to his arse would have been more appropriate...it might have cured the bounder of his terrible fetish as well!

Lord Andrew, God, eh? Maybe she confused this lord for that Lord, then. It often happens, to be honest.

Mr. Max, if you do not wish to purchase a tee, then just hand over the money and I shall see to it that it is well spent, sir.

Mr. Jeffman, 'tis funny you should say that, sir, for there shall be a forthcoming announcement regarding upcoming entertainments which should delight, enrapture and doubtlessly arouse my loyal followers! Watch this space, sir!

Tiggy, you know, I always smoke after intercourse. It is usually down to the immense friction caused by my Lord Palmerston.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 16:57:00 +0000

I need a cigarette!

By: Jeffman

Jeffman — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:00:00 +0000

A fitting end to a rollercoaster ride of a literary wheeze, good sir.

I am a little curious as to where one goes from here in discovering new ways to amuse your loyal, though thoroughly undeserving, readership.

I look forward to his lordship's adventures delivered via the medium of moving pictures and, dare I suggest, sound. If only such a technology existed.

By: Relax Max

Relax Max — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:58:00 +0000

hey, nice site! i’m kinda a newbie in this blogging stuff plus I don’t know shit about links either. Holy Bilgecranny, man! – couldn’t you have waited another 5 minutes before rescuing yourself? I hate it when Lord Palmerston goes and entire chapter without getting a chance to go exploring! Not bad though. Ain’t sure yet if It will make me spring for a Tee though.

By: Lord Andrew of Goulding

Lord Andrew of Goulding — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 22:38:00 +0000

Incredible!

BTW, folowing Ranran's link, her interests are:

God,Famnily, Kisses, Giggles, Kids Distilled Water etc.

Perhaps Likely could spunk on her to cheer her up.