Comments on: The Horrifying Horror of the Undead Bounder http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder Behold! The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action! So powerfully erotic, you may wish to keep a few tissues handy. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:31:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1-alpha By: Andrew Goulding Articles http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-922 Andrew Goulding Articles Thu, 13 Dec 2007 03:53:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-922 Are you sure the zombie-fication wasn't a result of nig-nogs tampering un-naturally with Life Forces in strange Heathen ceremonies?<br/><br/>I'm with the doctor. <br/><br/>Which doctor? No, witch doctors. Dozen's of 'em, fuzzy-wuzzy afro-metaphysicists, ready to drink your auntie's blood at the drop of a cannibalized skull.<br/><br/>Lord Likely, how can you be sure it wasn't them? <br/><br/>You've never heard the drums, have you? Those damned, incessant murderous drums which pierce the tropical night like layers of fried spam in a greasy chip butty. Thick, impenetrable and definitely a health hazard.<br/><br/>I say the darkies did it.<br/><br/>ADG Are you sure the zombie-fication wasn’t a result of nig-nogs tampering un-naturally with Life Forces in strange Heathen ceremonies?

I’m with the doctor.

Which doctor? No, witch doctors. Dozen’s of ‘em, fuzzy-wuzzy afro-metaphysicists, ready to drink your auntie’s blood at the drop of a cannibalized skull.

Lord Likely, how can you be sure it wasn’t them?

You’ve never heard the drums, have you? Those damned, incessant murderous drums which pierce the tropical night like layers of fried spam in a greasy chip butty. Thick, impenetrable and definitely a health hazard.

I say the darkies did it.

ADG

]]> By: nursemyra http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-921 nursemyra Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:22:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-921 now that I'm a widow m'lord, I am living a sad life of deprivation.<br/><br/>the nurse would be most grateful if you could fit two extra rogerings a week into your busy schedule.<br/><br/>of course I would like much much more but don't want to appear greedy now that I’m a widow m’lord, I am living a sad life of deprivation.

the nurse would be most grateful if you could fit two extra rogerings a week into your busy schedule.

of course I would like much much more but don’t want to appear greedy

]]> By: LOBO http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-920 LOBO Wed, 12 Dec 2007 01:45:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-920 I can only echo my fellow fans here; the sensitive "King of Spades" dialogue is brilliantly written, absolutely <i>diabolic</i> satire ...<br/><br/>... And the answer to your last comment/querry on 'Predator Press' is [while pointing to nose] "Oh Holy Crap ... I'm so glad <i>somebody</i> got that!!!!"<br/><br/>Thank you, M'Lord!<br/><br/>:) I can only echo my fellow fans here; the sensitive “King of Spades” dialogue is brilliantly written, absolutely diabolic satire …

… And the answer to your last comment/querry on ‘Predator Press’ is [while pointing to nose] “Oh Holy Crap … I’m so glad somebody got that!!!!”

Thank you, M’Lord!

:)

]]> By: pointlessbanter http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-919 pointlessbanter Tue, 11 Dec 2007 21:17:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-919 well done good sir... well done well done good sir… well done

]]> By: Olga, the Traveling Bra http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-918 Olga, the Traveling Bra Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:43:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-918 What a bloody mystery you have on your hands here Lord Likely! Or should I say boots?! Looking forward to your next installment... What a bloody mystery you have on your hands here Lord Likely! Or should I say boots?! Looking forward to your next installment…

]]> By: Nessa http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-917 Nessa Tue, 11 Dec 2007 16:49:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-917 That disgusting brain picking ghoul. Glad you got him. Good work, Your Lordship.<br/><br/>Anyone with a name like Silas Surprise must be sneaky or a girl. That disgusting brain picking ghoul. Glad you got him. Good work, Your Lordship.

Anyone with a name like Silas Surprise must be sneaky or a girl.

]]> By: Lord Likely http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-916 Lord Likely Tue, 11 Dec 2007 13:05:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-916 Good day!<br/><br/>Mr. Bananas, I am nothing if not highly public spirited. I always try to give something back. Usually my Lord Palmerston.<br/><br/>Talking of which, my dear Nurse Myra, I am sorry to hear you are feeling denied the exquisite pleasures of my more erotic encounters. Although I have already serviced an entire group of chorus girls in my latest adventure...how often would you like it, my dear?<br/><br/>Normal nookie-laden service will resume shortly, I am certain.<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day!

Mr. Bananas, I am nothing if not highly public spirited. I always try to give something back. Usually my Lord Palmerston.

Talking of which, my dear Nurse Myra, I am sorry to hear you are feeling denied the exquisite pleasures of my more erotic encounters. Although I have already serviced an entire group of chorus girls in my latest adventure…how often would you like it, my dear?

Normal nookie-laden service will resume shortly, I am certain.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: nursemyra http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-915 nursemyra Tue, 11 Dec 2007 09:41:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-915 ...but where's the sex? where's the hijinks? …but where’s the sex? where’s the hijinks?

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/the-horrifying-horror-of-the-undead-bounder/comment-page-1#comment-914 Gorilla Bananas Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:30:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=118#comment-914 Bravo, my Lord! Trampling a brain-eating zombie underfoot is as public-spirited as servicing chorus girls! Bravo, my Lord! Trampling a brain-eating zombie underfoot is as public-spirited as servicing chorus girls!

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