Comments on: Wherein his lordship takes a trip down Memory Lane, and vomits up some anecdotes. http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes Behold! The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action! So powerfully erotic, you may wish to keep a few tissues handy. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:31:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1-alpha By: Lord Likely http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-880 Lord Likely Fri, 30 Nov 2007 03:36:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-880 My dear Beenzzz, I imagine the nun would have either been delighted, or awe-struck by the divine miracle that is my proud Palmerston.<br/><br/>Mr. Henderson, I thank you for your kind consideration towards my nethers, I thank you from the bottom of my scrotal sack.<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i> - Lord Likely.</i> My dear Beenzzz, I imagine the nun would have either been delighted, or awe-struck by the divine miracle that is my proud Palmerston.

Mr. Henderson, I thank you for your kind consideration towards my nethers, I thank you from the bottom of my scrotal sack.

Toodle-pip!

– Lord Likely.

]]> By: Rickey Henderson http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-879 Rickey Henderson Thu, 29 Nov 2007 16:25:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-879 Well done m'lord. Rickey recommends gold bond medicated for your ailing nether region. Well done m’lord. Rickey recommends gold bond medicated for your ailing nether region.

]]> By: Beenzzz http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-877 Beenzzz Wed, 28 Nov 2007 15:10:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-877 You know, perhaps a coy slip of the Palmerstone would have brought a broad grin to that nun's face. You know, perhaps a coy slip of the Palmerstone would have brought a broad grin to that nun’s face.

]]> By: Lord Likely http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-876 Lord Likely Wed, 28 Nov 2007 13:06:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-876 Good day! How is everyone? Really? Well, that sounds awful.<br/><br/>And now, without further ado:<br/><br/>Mr. Bananas, well, massaging my scrotum is, I am told, extremely habit forming. Ahem!<br/><br/>My dear Nurse Myra, what a good idea. You wouldn't happen to have any ice, would you? <br/><br/>My dear Olga, I did not, no. If she caught a glimpse of my proud organ, she would have had to change religion in praise of my throbbing member.<br/><br/>Manictastic, I am always ready to come to the aid of a poor, stricken pussy.<br/><br/>Mr. Goulding, that is true, but then again my House Master did not have large, pendulous breasts or a vagina. At least, not during term time.<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day! How is everyone? Really? Well, that sounds awful.

And now, without further ado:

Mr. Bananas, well, massaging my scrotum is, I am told, extremely habit forming. Ahem!

My dear Nurse Myra, what a good idea. You wouldn’t happen to have any ice, would you?

My dear Olga, I did not, no. If she caught a glimpse of my proud organ, she would have had to change religion in praise of my throbbing member.

Manictastic, I am always ready to come to the aid of a poor, stricken pussy.

Mr. Goulding, that is true, but then again my House Master did not have large, pendulous breasts or a vagina. At least, not during term time.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: Andrew Goulding Articles http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-875 Andrew Goulding Articles Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:50:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-875 Just a thought:<br/><br/>My experience from an English boarding school was of regular thrashings of the buttocks given regularly and for FREE by sadistic house masters.<br/><br/>To pay a prostitute to do the same?<br/><br/>Bizarre, Lord Likely.<br/><br/>ADG Just a thought:

My experience from an English boarding school was of regular thrashings of the buttocks given regularly and for FREE by sadistic house masters.

To pay a prostitute to do the same?

Bizarre, Lord Likely.

ADG

]]> By: Manictastic http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-874 Manictastic Tue, 27 Nov 2007 19:46:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-874 That poor old pussy. It deserved a good scrotum rub by Lord Palmerston, but unfortunately God provides enough comfort for those holy ma'dams. That poor old pussy. It deserved a good scrotum rub by Lord Palmerston, but unfortunately God provides enough comfort for those holy ma’dams.

]]> By: Olga, the Traveling Bra http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-873 Olga, the Traveling Bra Tue, 27 Nov 2007 18:30:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-873 What?!? You didn't introduce Lord Palmerston to the nun? What?!? You didn’t introduce Lord Palmerston to the nun?

]]> By: nursemyra http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-872 nursemyra Tue, 27 Nov 2007 08:36:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-872 you could try an ice pack on that aching scrotum.... you could try an ice pack on that aching scrotum….

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://lordlikely.com/archives/adventures/conjuring-calamity/wherein-his-lordship-takes-a-trip-down-memory-lane-and-vomits-up-some-anecdotes/comment-page-1#comment-871 Gorilla Bananas Tue, 27 Nov 2007 07:32:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=114#comment-871 The post-coital nun is an excellent innovation, m'lud. I'm sure the old hen would have been honoured to have massaged his lordship's scrotum. The post-coital nun is an excellent innovation, m’lud. I’m sure the old hen would have been honoured to have massaged his lordship’s scrotum.

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