Comments on: Introducing Evan Hellsinger

By: Our Mutual Fiend: Part Three

Our Mutual Fiend: Part Three — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 20:39:49 +0000

[...] that’s the second time I’ve had to save your limey ass, huh?” beamed Evan Hellsinger, raising his head, grinning like the cocky little scrote-ball he [...]

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:15:00 +0000

Good day, chums! Pseudonymph: Ha! You make a good point, m'dear! Now, if only I knew who this 'Spunkleforth' character is... Ms. Birns, hmph! I had the matter under control, you know. I would have sorted that vampiric villain out...I was just...just..biding my time. Yes. gorgeousdp, many thanks, m'dear! I hope you have a near never-ending supply of handkerchiefs at the ready, for you shall need them for my upcoming adventures as well! Lady Catherine, oh! How I would enjoy sinking my teeth into those squidgy flapjacks! In fact, the very notion is making me rather squidgy myself! Lord Andrew, the Yanks dominating global geopolitics? Ha! What a fanciful idea! Next you shall be telling me there is no longer a British Empire in your crazed future! Ethreely, I DO have plenty of substance, substance I wished to keep well within my body, hence the pillar. Toodle-pip, all! - Lord Likely.

By: Evan Help Us

Evan Help Us — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:07:29 +0000

[...] For the previous chapter, do please click here. [...]

By: Ethreely

Ethreely — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 02:49:06 +0000

OOh a blonde haired foul mouthed America. Enikk may have someone to give him a run for his money. And whats this about you hiding behind a pillar. I thought you had more substance than that.

By: Please Top-Up the Top-Hat

Please Top-Up the Top-Hat — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 06:28:34 +0000

[...] now return you to the Astonishing Adventure in [...]

By: Lord Andrew of Goulding

Lord Andrew of Goulding — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 09:28:22 +0000

Hmm. Ms. Marisa Birns has a point there, m’lud. Disturbing in that the yanks should a good 40 years from dominating geopolitics.

By: Lady Catherine

Lady Catherine — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 19:51:51 +0000

I do hope the pillar behind which you took refuge was not in fact your proud Palmerston, m’lord? Only I cannot imagine any other pillar being sufficient to conceal such a sizeable tool.

Also, I have a couple of delicious, squidgy flapjacks over here, if you wish to have one and do unspeakable things to the other.

By: gorgeousdp

gorgeousdp — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:08:55 +0000

wowzers, this fair maiden was overcome with emotion and her lacy handkerchief was deployed in several areas to mop up her glowing cheeks.well done, Sir! Jolly well done.

By: Marisa Birns

Marisa Birns — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:51:17 +0000

Exciting tale! And, sir, accent and coarse language notwithstanding…it WAS the American who took care of business for you prissy…er, I mean…elegant Englishmen.

I could be in love!

By: Pseudonymph

Pseudonymph — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 03:09:33 +0000

I’m not surprised that Spunkleforth is getting a divorce if his shot firing can be described as inconsequential at best.
It’s one of the grounds for divorce over here.