Comments on: The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle

By: Musing

Musing — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 11:34:24 +0000

My dearest Lord Likely,

I’m so delighted you were able to find time in your busy schedule to visit my humble site, In Three Words.

Please, do come again.

(otherwise I’m hurling myself off a bridge)

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 14:58:24 +0000

Good day, one and all!

Nurse Myra, I respectfully disagree – everybody knows that one always leaves the best until last! Yes.

Nessa, Botter shall go nowhere near my harlot, if he knows what is good for him!

Also, I would not be surprised at all if your slightly premature guess was correct – those butlers are always doing it, the swine.

Canucklehead, I always come up around your wife, sir.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:55:06 +0000

I suggest burning the place down as an example. An example of what, I’m not sure. Poor conduct?

By: Canucklehead

Canucklehead — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:15:17 +0000

I’m sorry to say that this case has been solved before it even begins. It just so happens that I came home unexpectedly early last evening finding my wife wearing a pearl necklace. Suffice it to say, your name came up.

By: Nessa

Nessa — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 18:26:42 +0000

Your Lordship:

Will your manservant, Botter, be helping you into your best harlot or are you able to put her on yourself?

I say the butler did it!

Oh, is it too soon to guess? Sorry, I will wait quietly.

The Most Noble Nessa

By: nursemyra

nursemyra — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 01:45:32 +0000

Lord Likely, I have some terrible news for you. the fact that you only received the invitation on the day of the event is proof that you were only invited as an afterthought. I recommend you refuse to go as you were not treated with the respect your position demands

By: Lord Likely

Lord Likely — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 15:46:46 +0000

Good day, chums and chumettes! Mr. Ellis, while I do indeed enjoy beating the very effluence out of my man-servant, and like to urinate upon beggars and the homeless, I am no thug, sir! I am an aristocratic adventurer and gentle-man of action! Having said that, I would gladly share a drink or two with Lord Raffles. Then beat him senseless. ettarose, any time you need a hand with the scrubbing, do feel free to get in touch! Mr. L, rampant conjecture and wild accusations form the very basis of any investigation, so you shall be well sated, sir. Lord Andrew I simply cannot abide fop music, I am afraid! Toodle-pip! - Lord Likely.

By: Lord Andrew of Goulding

Lord Andrew of Goulding — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 09:51:41 +0000

I wonder if you’ll met up with Lord Duran-Duran at this soiree. His foppish ode, “Planet Earth” (turned into a popular folk song by the common folk, I believe), is nevertheless often enjoyed at aristocratic gatherings I er…gather.

By: Alex L.

Alex L. — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 04:20:36 +0000

This is exciting, I can’t wait to take part in some rampant conjecture and accusations…

By: ettarose

ettarose — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:26:52 +0000

Mine are always scrubbed. I spend a lot of time in the bath!