The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
THE DAILY NEWS SHEET
"Utterly wonderful. Upon reading Lord Likely's diaries, I went out and set fire to a homeless wretch to celebrate."
THE LONDON LOOKER
"I ejaculated so hard, my library had to be closed off for an entire week."
LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
"Everyone should buy a copy of these diaries, then have sex with them."
THE ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL OF NEWS
"Hear ye, hear ye, Lord Likely is fucking ace!"
THE TOWN CRIER
23 January 2009
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8 incredible interjections thus far.
Your Lordship is too kind in offering this. I know I will be wearing only these from now on.
M’lud, these items would be holy relics in the Congo!
Finally, but are there any products for the Lord Palmerston region.
hah! That’s weird – I posted about merchandising yesterday too!!!!!
Excellent Idea my Lord!!!
What next? A facial cream?
Good day, all!
Mr. Wood, I fully expect to see you parading around the streets in NOTHING but an official Lord Likely t-shaped shirt. Photographic evidence a must.
Mr. Bananas, I hope to bring impeccable style and grace to the Congo, sir. I shall not be happy until every man, woman and gorilla are bearing my wondrous wares!
Mr. L, not yet, but you never know! I do like to dream big, after all!
Lord Lobo, it would appear that one great mind and one slightly-less-than-great-mind think alike!
Lady Terri, why thank you m’dear! Just one of many!
Lord Andrew, now THERE’S an idea! I may have to splash out on such a venture…
Toodle-pip!
- Lord Likely.
you MUST think of bottling and selling your mojo!but hmm maybe not because we wouldn’t want the exquisitness of your likely-hood getting too common do we?
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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