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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    16 May 2007

    An Amusing Interlude

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    May, 1856

    I must intrude upon my own thrilling tale for just one moment, to bring you all exciting news of an even more thrilling development.

    Mr. Luke Elliott, of the Little Crotch Amateur Dramatics Society, has decided to turn one of my previous journal entries into an extremely entertaining radiographic production, using technologies and magics far beyond my meager understanding.

    The end result is a fine adaptation, artfully capturing me in all my lord-like loveliness. Being the benevolent sort, I have decided to share this earth-shattering event with the loyal readers of my journal. To enjoy Mr. Elliott’s work, press upon the tiny ‘play’ icon below.

    Do enjoy it. Or I shall bollock thee.


    An Amusing Incident: The Audio Production.

    - Lord Likely

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    Comments

    10 incredible interjections thus far.

    LadyPyrate

    Bravo Lord Likely! :)

    LadyPyrate, May 16th, 2007 at 7:22 am

    ploop

    Luke has made a tragic error Lord – you are a bounder and 1/4 inch tape does not do you any favours.

    ploop, May 16th, 2007 at 1:05 pm

    Lord Likely

    Thank you both.

    Although, Mr.Ploop – it is not the size that matters. It is what you do with it that matters.

    So I am told, anyway.

    Lord Likely, May 16th, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    tamiki

    Congratulations. We must get together for tea sometime.

    tamiki, May 16th, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    Ed

    Finally, an excuse to dust off the old ear trumpet and plug it into the mains so I can hear his lordship in full flow. Good stuff.

    Ed, May 16th, 2007 at 7:34 pm

    Stephanie

    Hurrah!!! I like it.

    Stephanie, May 17th, 2007 at 3:54 am

    Lord Likely

    Thank you, kind sirs (and lady).

    I am reliably informed by Mr. Elliott that further audio adventures are forthcoming, so do keep one ear open for them. Or I shall have to administer a sound thrashing to each and every one of you.

    I jest, of course. Botter shall receive the thrashings instead.

    Lord Likely, May 17th, 2007 at 8:49 am

    Beenzzz

    Please, no need to bollock me. I listened and it brought tears to my eyes. That funny fellow Botter! Perhaps he did not know that his payment for services would be given analy (the bear) and not monetarily!

    Beenzzz, May 17th, 2007 at 9:58 am

    nursemyra

    amazing! a post that doesn’t refer to your indomitable member

    luke’s music is cool!

    nursemyra, May 17th, 2007 at 3:08 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day!

    Ms. Beenzzz, delightful to hear from you. Were the tears you talk of bought about by imagining the foul stench that Botter emits? It certainly makes my eyes stream, let me tell you.

    Nurse Myra, normal service will be resumed shortly. You cannot keep a good member down.

    Lord Likely, May 17th, 2007 at 6:51 pm

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