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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    07 February 2008

    Lord Likely Will Be In His Trailer

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    In which his lordship interrupts proceedings with a brief commercial interval.


    February, 1857.

    Good day, all!

    We all know how incredible, amazing, dashing, debonair and all-round damned-well astonishing I am, but still there remain people in this wide world who have no idea of how fantastic I truly am.

    With this in mind, I have commissioned this short piece of film below to act as a public service, informing those poor fools who remain unaware of my wondrousness of the fact I am, indeed, completely wondrous.

    I do hope you enjoy watching this most delightful and erotic of moving pictures, and please feel free to stick it on your very own web-log, or share it with friends and families. I am sure the children will love it.

    Those of you who do a particularly sterling job of whoring me around the inter-web, or who do so in a particularly inventive manner, will receive my eternal moist gratitude, and maybe even some sort of a prize, if I can be bothered to arrange anything.

    Now, dim the lights and unzip your trousers: for I now present for your viewing pleasure Lord Likely: The R-Rated Trailer!

    Enjoy!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    *****

    Next time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Normal service is resumed, when Likely figures the latest mystery out, and then promptly winds up in mortal danger.
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    Comments

    14 incredible interjections thus far.

    Lord Andrew of Goulding

    Victorian porn with a “marvelous” misspelling. Certainly grabbed my attention!

    ADG

    Lord Andrew of Goulding, February 7th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    Howard

    Ahaha! Brilliant. You brought me to my knees.

    Again.

    Howard, February 7th, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    Gorilla Bananas

    This will forever be known as “The shortest film with the longest cock”.

    Gorilla Bananas, February 7th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    Claire

    I am glad I watched this in the privacy of my bedroom without pants on :)

    Claire, February 7th, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Lord Andrew, ha! Yes, I had noticed the misspelling also, but was frankly too damned lazy and/or drunk to change it. I hope it does not mar the enjoyment of an otherwise fine piece of film-making.

    Mr. Howard, while you are on your knees, I do not suppose you could do me a favour?…I seemed to have dropped my keys, you see.

    Mr. Bananas, I believe my movie redefines the term ‘epic movie’.

    My dearest Claire, I have now discarded my own pants at the very thought! Be still, my twitching todger!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 7th, 2008 at 6:55 pm

    theaspiringhorseplayer

    Fantastic work, your lordship! I’d say you gave that struffet a right good thrashing, you did. Yes. Quite.

    theaspiringhorseplayer, February 7th, 2008 at 7:03 pm

    OOM

    Interesting story, though the video can be greatly improved and get some more spice :)

    OOM, February 7th, 2008 at 9:49 pm

    nursemyra

    oh now my appetite is well and truly whetted…..

    nursemyra, February 8th, 2008 at 2:51 am

    Qelqoth

    That was fucking ace as fuck. Rock on.

    Qelqoth, February 8th, 2008 at 5:05 am

    Hungry Ghost

    Lord Likely:

    Lord, Gentleman, Cunt, Movie Star.

    Hungry Ghost, February 8th, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Lord Likely

    Good day, all!

    Mr. Horseplayer, I award you twenty-three points for use of the word ‘struffet’. Good show!

    Oom, I fear if I added any more spice people would pass out with shock and awe.

    My dearest Nurse Myra, I presume my ‘appetite’ you mean ‘mimsy’? Am I correct in this assumption?

    Rev. Qelqoth: fuck yeah.

    Mr. Ghost, quite so. Hollywood, here I cum!

    Toodle-pip!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 10th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    the frogster

    I must admit that I had heretofore read LL’s Astonishing Adventures as perhaps enhanced or even, at times, fabricated, but this video evidence does indeed leapfrog LL into my all-time manly men hall of fame, alongside Brett Favre and Jean Luc Picard. Well done, sir!

    the frogster, February 14th, 2008 at 9:25 am

    Julia

    Never had your Lordship been shown to a greater advantage than in this smashing moving picture show.

    Rock on!

    JD at I Do Things

    Julia, February 17th, 2008 at 6:58 am

    Lord Likely

    Thank you both very much indeed.

    I am now ready for my close-up!

    - Lord Likely.

    Lord Likely, February 24th, 2008 at 6:28 am

    Speak Forth to the Lord

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