27 May 2007
Lord Likely’s Curious Caption Conundrum
May, 1856
In preparation for the forthcoming erection of my formidable porn library, I have begun sorting through the vast quantities of pornography currently stored in my library, and am now in the process of cataloguing and categorizing the various articles. This is to accommodate easier access to certain images or texts should I suddenly be called upon to carry out some vital research into foreign attitudes towards erotica, or such like. More importantly, such organisation will help better facilitate me should I really, desperately need to spill my lordly juices in a hurry, whilst looking at a specific lithograph, like one depicting a nude lady rubbing a midget dressed as a wizard, for example.
While carrying out this task, not only did I become terribly aroused on no less than thirty-seven seperate occasions, but I also noticed that my precious collection of pornography is in complete and utter disarray. There is no order in among the erotic chaos, leaving me utterly bewildered as to where I obtained certain pamphlets, and what they are supposed to represent. Take the following image, for example:
Now, I have no recollection of how or why I came to be in possession of this particular illustration, nor do I have the faintest idea of what is going on. Obviously, the gentleman is engaging in sexual intercourse with a lady, I am well aware of that. But who are they? Who is the mysterious fellow in the window, watching? What in the name of Napoleon’s nutsack is going on?
I wonder if maybe someone reading these journals may be able to help. If anyone can come up with some sort of caption, explaining just what in the name of Dutch fuckery is happening here, then I would be most grateful, and may offer untold riches in return. But probably not, alas.
Anyway, all suggestions are welcome. I simply have not got a ruddy clue.
- Lord Likely.
