Comments on: Lord Likely’s Ejaculate http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate Behold! The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action! So powerfully erotic, you may wish to keep a few tissues handy. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:31:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1-alpha By: Anonymous http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-5694 Anonymous Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:22:03 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-5694 HOW JUVENILE !!! HOW JUVENILE !!!

]]> By: Lord Likely http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2139 Lord Likely Sun, 23 Nov 2008 04:22:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2139 Good day, all!<br/><br/><b>Mr. Canucklehead</b>, ladies are traditionally my target market for my <i>ejaculate</i>, but I am always happy to share some of my <i>ejaculate</i> with the male populace as well!<br/><br/><b>Olga</b>, we are looking to launch a twelve-inch size bottle, for those who simply cannot get enough of my <i>ejacualte</i>, m'dear!<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day, all!

Mr. Canucklehead, ladies are traditionally my target market for my ejaculate, but I am always happy to share some of my ejaculate with the male populace as well!

Olga, we are looking to launch a twelve-inch size bottle, for those who simply cannot get enough of my ejacualte, m’dear!

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: Olga, the Traveling Bra http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2138 Olga, the Traveling Bra Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:22:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2138 Does it come in a bigger size? Does it come in a bigger size?

]]> By: Canucklehead http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2137 Canucklehead Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:58:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2137 'Tis a little unfair to market this wonderous potion only to the ladies. I've absolutely soaked myself from head to toe in the stuff and never felt better (or stickier). CHEERS! ‘Tis a little unfair to market this wonderous potion only to the ladies. I’ve absolutely soaked myself from head to toe in the stuff and never felt better (or stickier). CHEERS!

]]> By: Lord Likely http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2136 Lord Likely Fri, 21 Nov 2008 00:49:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2136 Good day, chums and chumettes!<br/><br/><b>Mr. Broke</b>, 'tis a terrible shame indeed, when one muses upon the terrible waste of my noble juices. I dare say there are some ladies out there whose chests would be worth a small fortune now as well!<br/><br/><b>Tiggy</b>, and it shall be a very white Christmas, to boot!<br/><br/><b>Jeffman</b>, why that is an outrage! I have never even once ejaculated upon a door. At least, not intentionally.<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day, chums and chumettes!

Mr. Broke, ’tis a terrible shame indeed, when one muses upon the terrible waste of my noble juices. I dare say there are some ladies out there whose chests would be worth a small fortune now as well!

Tiggy, and it shall be a very white Christmas, to boot!

Jeffman, why that is an outrage! I have never even once ejaculated upon a door. At least, not intentionally.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: Jeffman http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2135 Jeffman Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:27:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2135 I went into Boots today and asked for a bottle of Ejaculate.<br/><br/>I was prompty shown the door :( I went into Boots today and asked for a bottle of Ejaculate.

I was prompty shown the door :(

]]> By: Tiggy http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2134 Tiggy Thu, 20 Nov 2008 17:31:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2134 Huzzah for the Lord's seminal gift... Christmas has cum early! Huzzah for the Lord’s seminal gift… Christmas has cum early!

]]> By: Broke But Still Drinking http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2133 Broke But Still Drinking Thu, 20 Nov 2008 15:41:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2133 Think of the millions flushed down the toilet all these years. Surely the fish have enjoyed plenty, but their feast has ended. Think of the millions flushed down the toilet all these years. Surely the fish have enjoyed plenty, but their feast has ended.

]]> By: Lord Likely http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2132 Lord Likely Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:54:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2132 Good day, all!<br/><br/><b>Lord Andrew</b>, you'd better be prepared to spunk up some serious cash, sir.<br/><br/><b>Mr. Wood</b>, bravo! 'Tis the gift that keeps on giving, you know.<br/><br/><b>Alex L</b>, both sound exciting because that is precisely and exactly what they are!<br/><br/><b>Renal Failure</b>, ha! I imagine it most certainly does! It always causes a cum-motion!<br/><br/><b>Mr. Bananas</b>, we did try to formulate a skin cream, but we found that it rendered ladies completely insensible, and they would start licking each others' faces to get a taste of my lordly love-paste. <br/><br/>Now I think about it, I cannot see how that could be classed as a bad thing at all!<br/><br/><b>Nurse Myra</b>, oh dear! Someone help me carry the poor, dear nurse up to my bed-chamber, where I will...resuscitate her!<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely</i>. Good day, all!

Lord Andrew, you’d better be prepared to spunk up some serious cash, sir.

Mr. Wood, bravo! ‘Tis the gift that keeps on giving, you know.

Alex L, both sound exciting because that is precisely and exactly what they are!

Renal Failure, ha! I imagine it most certainly does! It always causes a cum-motion!

Mr. Bananas, we did try to formulate a skin cream, but we found that it rendered ladies completely insensible, and they would start licking each others’ faces to get a taste of my lordly love-paste.

Now I think about it, I cannot see how that could be classed as a bad thing at all!

Nurse Myra, oh dear! Someone help me carry the poor, dear nurse up to my bed-chamber, where I will…resuscitate her!

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: nursemyra http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/lord-likelys-ejaculate/comment-page-1#comment-2131 nursemyra Wed, 19 Nov 2008 07:48:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=206#comment-2131 *swoon* *swoon*

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