Comments on: The Beast of Christmas Present http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/the-beast-of-christmas-present Behold! The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely, Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-Man of Action! So powerfully erotic, you may wish to keep a few tissues handy. Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:31:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1-alpha By: Lord Likely http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/the-beast-of-christmas-present/comment-page-1#comment-969 Lord Likely Sat, 29 Dec 2007 13:18:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=123#comment-969 Good day, all! I trust you all had a most merry of Christmases? <br/><br/>Mr. Bananas, I could not force Botter upon poor Thundercock in such a manner, my good fellow. I do not believe in cruelty to animals, you see.<br/><br/>My dear Nurse Myra, I am sure the villagers will not mind losing a limb or two in the name of the greater good, the greater good being my happiness, of course.<br/><br/>Olga, I would not dream of sticking my head or any other appendage in Thundercock's mouth. At least, not my own. Botter, however...<br/><br/>Well, I must dash. Thundercock needs his afternoon stroll.<br/><br/>Toodle-pip!<br/><br/><i>- Lord Likely.</i> Good day, all! I trust you all had a most merry of Christmases?

Mr. Bananas, I could not force Botter upon poor Thundercock in such a manner, my good fellow. I do not believe in cruelty to animals, you see.

My dear Nurse Myra, I am sure the villagers will not mind losing a limb or two in the name of the greater good, the greater good being my happiness, of course.

Olga, I would not dream of sticking my head or any other appendage in Thundercock’s mouth. At least, not my own. Botter, however…

Well, I must dash. Thundercock needs his afternoon stroll.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

]]> By: Olga, the Traveling Bra http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/the-beast-of-christmas-present/comment-page-1#comment-968 Olga, the Traveling Bra Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:49:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=123#comment-968 I once saw a man stick his HEAD inside a lions jaws! Are planning to teach Thundercock any tricks? I once saw a man stick his HEAD inside a lions jaws! Are planning to teach Thundercock any tricks?

]]> By: nursemyra http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/the-beast-of-christmas-present/comment-page-1#comment-967 nursemyra Fri, 28 Dec 2007 09:36:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=123#comment-967 somehow I don't think this bodes well for the villagers... somehow I don’t think this bodes well for the villagers…

]]> By: Gorilla Bananas http://lordlikely.com/archives/random-insertions/the-beast-of-christmas-present/comment-page-1#comment-966 Gorilla Bananas Thu, 27 Dec 2007 23:19:00 +0000 http://www.lordlikely.com/wp/?p=123#comment-966 You'd better get a lioness quickly before that beast takes out its frustration on some poor creature. Perhaps Botter might act as a temporary substitute. Or even a permanent one. You’d better get a lioness quickly before that beast takes out its frustration on some poor creature. Perhaps Botter might act as a temporary substitute. Or even a permanent one.

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