The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely

How To Hold One’s Implement

Wednesday, February 1st, 2012

Click to embiggen. ONE OF the reasons for the sheer QUALITY of the prose in my astonishing adventures is that I, being a well-bred, well-educated sort of a chap, have learnt how to hold my pen correctly. Some people – especially commoners – seem mystified by the correct usage of this writing implement, and clutch [...]

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Vote Likely!

Monday, January 30th, 2012

AS A reader of my journals, you are already well aware that they are the most thrilling, exciting, arousing and most downright hilarious writings that have e’er seen print, or indeed that will e’er see print. Now, finally, it seems that the rest of the world are also becoming aware of this indisputable fact, as [...]

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Likelypedia

Wednesday, January 18th, 2012

IN LIGHT of the loss of our communal encyclopaedia, ‘Wikipedia‘, I have decided to step forth and aid those ignoramuses who still seek knowledge despite the blackout. Thus I am proud to present my very own astonishing… Likelypedia! I am a fountain of knowledge. Come, drink from my spout. ~ A Aardvark: the aroused form [...]

Tags: definitions, dictionary, encyclopaedia, Likelypedia, Lord Likely, SOPA, Wikipedia, words

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Lord Likely’s Christmas Message

Saturday, December 24th, 2011

A Christmas message from Lord Likely himself.

Tags: Christmas, Christmas card, humour, Lord Likely, mistletoe, penis, Victorian

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Likely vs Elemental

Sunday, October 9th, 2011

AS A RICH, powerful, incredibly handsome and overwhelmingly male human being, I enjoy exclusive membership of London’s notorious ‘Bullion Club’ (motto: NIL PAUPERUM). ‘Tis a lovely, luxurious and opulent environment, where I can take time out from a busy day battering my man-servant (not a euphemism) or polishing my cane (a euphemism) and indulge in [...]

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Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens versus Lord Likely

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

His lordship has a very close encounter with an alien being, and a not-close-enough-for-his-liking encounter with Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy….

Tags: alien, botter, drunk, Elizabeth, Jonathan Pinnock, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mrs Darcy, Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens, novel, parody, Prejudice, Pride, tentacles

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Read All About It

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

I PURCHASED a copy of the brand-new news-sheet, The News of the World today (see cover above). It does look like a very fine journal indeed, full of integrity and the very finest journalism. I fully expect it to keep running for anywhere up to one hundred and sixty-eight years. For now, I’m off to [...]

Tags: Charles Dickens, gloveless ladies, journalism, Lord Likely, News of the World, newspaper, onanism, parody, spoof, Victorian

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The Likely Letters – Part Two

Saturday, May 7th, 2011

Still bed-ridden, Likely continues to empty his bulging sacks, and makes a blood-curdling discovery…

Tags: adventure, botter, Daphne Phingerphuckk, fiction, humour, letters, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, mystery, penis, soup, Startleburst Phingerphuckk, Victorian, web fiction, weblit

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The Likely Letters – Part One

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]

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Words of Wisdom

Friday, February 4th, 2011

NEVER MIND all that ‘keep calm and carry on‘ bollockery, the motto above is truly the only one which any respecting gentle-man or lady would wish adorned ‘pon their chests or walls, or have etched indelibly on the face of one’s man-servant using a piping-hot BRANDING IRON. And now YOU (yes, you – to whom [...]

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