Good day, all!

Apologies for the tardiness in updating my fantastic journals this week, but after I completed my two-hundredth entry last week, I celebrated long and hard, and hard and long. Indeed, the hangover only vanished two hours ago, when I found myself naked in a field, getting my face licked by a dirty, old cow.

But that is quite enough about Baroness Mirkin.

Thus, as I am still in a rather hazy state and barely able to string two syllables together, I have decided to publish another of my Incredible Illustrated Indiscretionsthis week in place of an Astonishing Adventure. While the following strip cartoon may be light on words, I do believe you shall find it no lighter in sheer excellence, for everything I touch turns to gold!

Which should make my penis very valuable indeed.

Now: on with the merriment!

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Something wondrous, I do not doubt.

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