The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
With his pet lion still lost, Lord Likely takes on a new case to occupy his time, featuring a rather demented and all-too randy game-hunter…
Tags: adventure, bestiality, botter, Colonel Cackshott, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Likely Towers, lion, Lord Likely, lost, Thundercock, zoo
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Monday, November 19th, 2007
November 20th, 1856. It was a freezing cold, damp and drizzly November evening, and rather than being snugly ensconced in the warmth of my luxurious mansion, I was outside, standing in the rain, getting wetter and more irate with each passing second. “What in the name of blue-arsed buggery am I doing here?” I snapped [...]
Tags: Archibald the Entirely Adequate, bestiality, botter, bruised bollock, drunk, gas, lion, Lord Likely, magic, show, Silas Surprise, theatre
Posted in The Curious Case of The Conjuring Calamity | 8 Comments »
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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