The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely

One Lord A-Leaping

Friday, November 27th, 2009

Lord Likely has designs on the lucrative festive book market…but his method of research for his proposed epic proves to be rather unorthodox.

Tags: adventure, Alexander Graham Bell, autobiography, book, botter, Charles Darwin, Charles Dickens, Christmas, cliff, cockles, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, fiction, humour, Likely Estate, Lord Eustace Likely, Lord Likely, Lord Loathsome, publishing, Robert Peel, seashells, Victorian

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Lord Likely’s Birthday Bash

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

As Lord Likely’s birthday arrives, his lordship is perturbed to find that everyone has seemingly forgotten his special day – could this really be the case?

Tags: birthday, botter, debauchery, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Likely Towers, Lord Likely, party

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The Butler Did It

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

FINALLY! The fiend behind the theft of the priceless pearl necklace is revealed!

Who could it POSSIBLY be?

Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, Lord Likely, Maud Dreadful, mystery, pearl necklace, Peeves, Pilferton Swypes, whodunnit

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Fingering the Felon

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

Lord Likely prepares to unmask the fiend responsible for the theft of the Duchess’ pearl necklace – who shall his lordship finger?

Tags: botter, detective, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, humour, Jennifer Eels, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, magpie, Major Thrashing, mystery, pearl necklace, Peeves, Pilferton Swypes, summing up, Winsome Pine

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Dear Diary

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

Lord Likely’s missing journals are finally relocated, to the great joy of millions across the globe.

But where were they, precisely? Well, the answer shall not come as any great surprise…

Tags: damned good pounding, diary, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, humour, intercourse, journals, Lady Softbreath, Lord Likely, mystery, Victorian

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Prime Suspect

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

With the Duchess of Fircombe’s priceless pearl necklace pinched, all eyes turn to the prime suspect – allegedly reformed jewel thief Pilferton Swypes.

Could this cad really be the culprit?

Tags: breasts, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, Lady Marmalade, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, mystery, peal necklace, Pilferton Swypes, theft, whodunnit

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Wherein His Lordship Eats, Drinks and is Very Merry Indeed

Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.

Just another typical day for his lordship, then.

Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Jennifer Eels, Lord Likely, Major Thrashing, Maud Dreadful, mystery, pearl necklace, tits, whodunnit, Winsome Pine

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Fircombe Hall

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.

But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…

Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, Duke and Duchess of Fircombe, fiction, Fircombe Hall, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, Maud Dreadful, mystery, party, pearl necklace, whodunnit

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Two Hundred

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

October 6th, 1857. These past couple of days have born witness to an event so earth-shattering that I dare say the world will never be the same again. Truly, the incredible developments of this week will reverberate throughout history, and will be spoken of in awe for many, many generations to come. For you see, [...]

Tags: birthday, botter, celebrations, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, fiction, humour, intercourse, Lord Likely, two hundred

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A Tale of Two Ladies: The Climax

Saturday, August 23rd, 2008

For the preceding chapter, click here. August the Nineteenth,1857. Finding one’s self caught between two ladies is normally something I would relish, but my current situation was far from as straightforward as I would have liked. Having found myself completely smitten with the ridiculously rumpable Dorothy Mount-Worthy, I now found myself reminded of a previous [...]

Tags: botter, Dorothy Mount-Worthy, erotic, farce, intercourse, Judge Joseph Dreadful, Lord Likely, Madam Fate, Maud, threesome, tits

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