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    Posts Tagged ‘drunk’

    Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens versus Lord Likely

    Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

    His lordship has a very close encounter with an alien being, and a not-close-enough-for-his-liking encounter with Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy….

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part Two

    Saturday, August 21st, 2010

    Can it be true? Is Charles Dickens stalking the streets of London and eating people, from BEYOND THE GRAVE?

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    Our Mutual Fiend: Part One

    Monday, August 9th, 2010

    Lord Likely embarks upon his most baffling case yet, as a corpse is discovered and the killer has been identified as…CHARLES DICKENS?

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    The Astonishing Adventures of Botter, Part Two

    Monday, June 14th, 2010

    The second (and concluding) chapter of Botter’s Astonishing Adventure sees his lordship’s man-servant pitted against two unscrupulous thieves…

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    One Score and Four, Hour Something: Likely’s Lost Hours

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    HOUR…SOMETHING OR OTHER! And Likely learns what happened to his lost time…

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    Incredible Illustrated Indiscretions: A Warning

    Thursday, November 13th, 2008

    November 14th, 1857. Good day, all! Apologies for the tardiness in updating my fantastic journals this week, but after I completed my two-hundredth entry last week, I celebrated long and hard, and hard and long. Indeed, the hangover only vanished two hours ago, when I found myself naked in a field, getting my face licked [...]

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    Lord Likely Version Two Point OH!

    Wednesday, July 30th, 2008

    July 30th, 1857. Good day, dear readers! Behold a bold new era for my (frankly incredible) journals, as Mr. Isambard Kingdom Brunel has just completed his renovation of my diaries, resulting in the cock-stiffening, mimsy-moistening new look you are currently witnessing before your doubtlessly stunned eyeballs. Mr. Brunel did take a day longer than I [...]

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    Tunneling Into the Past

    Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

    20th June, 1857. Hmmm, now where was I? Ah yes. I had apparently lost my home and my entire estate to a couple of swarthy Italians in a drunken wager, and my man-servant and I were now attempting to sneak our way back into the Likely Estate via a secret tunnel, when all of a [...]

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    The Italian Stallion

    Wednesday, June 25th, 2008

    June 20th, 1857. I was in some exceptionally deep excrement. Was it really at all possible that I had gambled away the ownership of my entire Estate whilst off my Lordly tits on booze in Italy? Could I really have been that inebriated? Or were the two Italian miscreants currently taking up residence in my [...]

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    Interval: Lord Likely Slays the Dragon

    Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

    April the Twenty-Third, 1857 – St. George’s Day. Today is St. George’s Day, a day where loyal Englishmen up and down the land and throughout the Empire join together and do…well, nothing, really. Absolutely ruddy nothing. St. George’s Day is often forgotten by my fellow Englishmen, who seem to prefer to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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