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    The Likely Letters – Part One

    Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

    A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]

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    One Score and Four, Hour Twenty: Wherein Likely Loses Time

    Friday, January 29th, 2010

    Hour…TWENTY? Clearly, Likely has lost some time…but how?

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    Clawed Likely

    Monday, April 28th, 2008

    April, 1857. “So, you must be Mr. The Beast,” I said calmly, as the slavering beast advanced upon me. “I don’t suppose you would care for a cup of tea, or something?” “Grrrrrarrrgggh!” said the beast. “Grrrrarrrgggh?” I repeated. “Good heavens, your diction is really quite awful. Now listen here, old chap, you’ve been rather [...]

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    Getting to Grips with Her Ladyship

    Thursday, April 17th, 2008

    April, 1857. “Your ladyship, I have decided I would like to commence my investigations by seeing the body,” I remarked, as I leaned casually against the banister of the stairs. “Well, good,” replied Lady Rydeham-Harde. “At last, some progress.” “Of course, when I say ‘the body’, I mean ‘your body’. And when I say ‘seeing’ [...]

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    Posted in The Beast With Two Backs | 15 Comments »

    Mr. Hardy’s Water-Proof Cock-Hat

    Wednesday, March 5th, 2008

    March, 1857. A Brief Commercial Interjection. – Lord Likely. Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: His lordship’s current adventure resumes, when Lord Likely gets incredibly freakish with Jennifer the Incredibly Freakish. ***** Notes, Notices and Notifications. A Terribly Important Announcement! His lordship has very kindly decided to let all of you join [...]

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    An Uninvited Guest

    Monday, July 9th, 2007

    June, 1856, early evening. “How do I look, Botter?” I asked my much maligned man-servant, whilst straightening the cuffs on my finest dinner suit as I prepared to dine with Captain Anchor, on the HMS Bastard. “Very handsome, milord,” Botter replied. “Hmmm. I was hoping for ‘devastatingly gorgeous‘, or ‘criminally sexy‘, but ‘handsome’ will suffice, [...]

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    Posted in An Astonishing American Adventure | 12 Comments »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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