Good day, all!

Apologies for the tardiness in updating my fantastic journals this week, but after I completed my two-hundredth entry last week, I celebrated long and hard, and hard and long. Indeed, the hangover only vanished two hours ago, when I found myself naked in a field, getting my face licked by a dirty, old cow.

But that is quite enough about Baroness Mirkin.

Thus, as I am still in a rather hazy state and barely able to string two syllables together, I have decided to publish another of my Incredible Illustrated Indiscretionsthis week in place of an Astonishing Adventure. While the following strip cartoon may be light on words, I do believe you shall find it no lighter in sheer excellence, for everything I touch turns to gold!

Which should make my penis very valuable indeed.

Now: on with the merriment!

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: Something wondrous, I do not doubt.

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Good day, readers!

It is time once again for me to appease those readers who do not care much for actual reading, by providing you all with another of my Incredible Illustrated Interjections!

Today’s picture-story is based on another incredible, real-life incident that befell your noble host, rendered in easy-to-follow picture-boxes for the poorly educated and the weak of brain.

I trust you will enjoy it!

BEHOLD:

Cocking marvellous, yes?

If you missed my previous picture-post, please do the decent thing and click here, for Heaven’s sake!

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

Next Time in The Astonishing Adventures of Lord Likely: The commencement of a brand-new, full-length adventure serial! HUZZAH!

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The term ‘Renaissance Man’ is bandied about far too readily these days, usually in reference to my wondrous, multi-skilled self.

I do not care too much for this label, as it seems to suggest that one is five hundred years out of date, Italian, and dead. I much prefer the terms ‘incredibly gifted’, ‘wildly talented’ and ‘fucking excellent’.

Having already mastered prose, poetry and the moving picture, to-day I add another string to my already overloaded creative bow, by debuting a brand new feature to these jizz-inducing journals; namely The Incredible Illustrated Indiscretions of Lord Likely.

These carefully constructed picture-strips are designed for those who wish to enjoy the astonishing adventures of my noble self, but for whom the reading swathes of (incredibly well-written) prose is far too much of a chore, as well as neatly catering for those who are criminally stupid, or stubbornly illiterate.

So, without further ado, I present to you the first Incredible Illustrated Indiscretion of Lord Likely – red-hot intercourse for the eyeballs!

- Lord Likely.

humor-blogs.com never wears trousers, but luckily its genitals are far to small to cause offence.

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