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  • The Crest of Lord Likely

    Posts Tagged ‘Maud Dreadful’

    The Butler Did It

    Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

    FINALLY! The fiend behind the theft of the priceless pearl necklace is revealed!

    Who could it POSSIBLY be?

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    Posted in The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 6 Comments »

    Wherein His Lordship Eats, Drinks and is Very Merry Indeed

    Wednesday, April 1st, 2009

    Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.

    Just another typical day for his lordship, then.

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 12 Comments »

    Fircombe Hall

    Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

    Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.

    But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…

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    Posted in Adventures Thus Far, The Puzzling Pearl Necklace Puzzle | 17 Comments »

    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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