The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
"A journal so exciting, I fear I soiled myself no less than fourteen times."
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THE LONDON LOOKER
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LORD FISHSTICK'S NEWSPAPER
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Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
FINALLY! The fiend behind the theft of the priceless pearl necklace is revealed!
Who could it POSSIBLY be?
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Wednesday, April 1st, 2009
Lord Likely gets into the party spirit, by groping a couple of lovelies and offending a published poet, before bringing the whole event to a grinding halt with a single olive.
Just another typical day for his lordship, then.
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Wednesday, March 25th, 2009
Lord Likely arrives at Fircombe Hall, more than ready to drink himself senseless, and roger himself raw.
But first, there is the rather irritating business of meeting all the guests…
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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