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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    Posts Tagged ‘Miss Eileen Nipples’

    Romanov’s Last Stand

    Sunday, May 6th, 2007

    April, 1856 While Botter was enjoying his romantic liaison with The Bear, I was busying myself by creeping into Ivan Romanov’s office, gun at the ready. The office was large and spacious, with a large, dominating map of the world affixed to the wall. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that most of the globe had [...]

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    A Long and Meandering Explanation

    Sunday, April 29th, 2007

    April, 1856 Ivan Romanov circled Botter and I, keeping his pistol trained upon us as he did so. “Lord Likely,” he snarled. “The aristocratic adventurer. The gentle-man of action. The Victorian vigilante.” “It is nice to know I am as well known in Russia as I am here at home,” I said. “And I did [...]

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    Dearly Departed

    Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

    April, 1856 “Miss Eileen Nipples, deceased. Death by choking, by all accounts,” said Inspector Spunkleford as Botter and I arrived at the crime scene, a dingy alley just off of Stenchfurst Road. “How can you die joking?” queried Botter, mishearing the good Inspector. I hit my servant sharply in the gut with my cane. “Please, [...]

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    A Rude Awakening

    Sunday, April 8th, 2007

    April, 1856 When I finally returned to consciousness, I found that I was still naked, and furthermore I had now been chained to the bed upon which I had plowed Miss Eileen Nipples mere hours earlier. My incapacitated state made me wonder whether I was about to enter a further session of far kinkier intercourse, [...]

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    The Beast With Two Backs

    Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

    March, 1856.I rose up out of Miss Nipples’ bed, and strode to the window triumphantly. “That was a very satisfactory bout of intercourse,” I said, adjusting my now-wonky top hat. “You have done yourself proud, Miss Nipples, and I applaud you.” Readers of this journal may feel cheated at the omission of a detailed description [...]

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    Interrogation and Intercourse

    Monday, April 2nd, 2007

    31st March, 1856 Miss Nipples and I took our place at a small table inside Mr. Donald’s restaurant, and began to eat our less than fully-appetising meals. “So, Miss Nipples, let us get to the matter in hand…” I began. “I really don’t see the point,” said Miss Nipples, taking a swig at her water. [...]

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    Talking to Nipples

    Friday, March 30th, 2007

    March, 1856 Having clapped eyes on Miss Eileen Nipples, I quite forgot about the missing Russian ambassador, and chose instead to pursue this most ravishing of creatures. I straightened my top-hat, took a swig of whisky out of my hip-flask, and advanced towards Miss Eileen Nipples. “Excuse me, madam,” I said, making sure to doff [...]

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    Rushing to the Russians

    Thursday, March 29th, 2007

    March, 1856. Botter and I took a carriage to London Town, eager to get our teeth into another exciting adventure. Well, I was eager, at any rate. Botter complained about the whole affair, until I silenced him by hitting his testicles with a pipe. Unlike our carriage ride in our last adventure, this journey passed [...]

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    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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