The Astonishing Adventures of
Aristocratic Adventurer and Gentle-man of Action
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Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]
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Friday, January 7th, 2011
Lord Likely once again gets himself into print, within the pages of The Dandy comic – the cad!
Tags: adventure, cartoon, comic, comic strip, George vs Dragon, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, The Dandy, web fiction, weblit
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Sunday, December 5th, 2010
Read how Lord Likely has infiltrated the children’s periodical, The Dandy, and stolen the show.
Tags: comic strip, comics, drubbings, fiction, George vs Dragon, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, The Dandy, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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Tuesday, October 12th, 2010
Exciting news of how Lord Likely shall be making a special appearance in a comic-book publication!
Tags: cartoon, cartoonist, comic, George vs Dragon, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, publication, The Dandy, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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Sunday, May 16th, 2010
Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.
Tags: botter, computation devices, computing, eagle, humour, Likely Towers, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, Mr. Charles Babbage, octopus, parody, rainforest, The Astonishizer Engine, Victorian, web fiction, web-logging, weblit, writing
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Tuesday, January 26th, 2010
Lord Likely and 1889.ca Labs present a highly improbable, but completely excellent adventure: ‘The Man With the Improbable Leg’.
Tags: 1889.ca, 24, Archimedes the Duck, ebook, fiction, Finley, humour, Lord Liekly, MCM, Mr. A D Fanton, One Score and Four, Victorian
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Monday, January 18th, 2010
BEHOLD! Lord Likely’s most ASTONISHING ADVENTURE yet – a twenty-four hour tale unfolding over the course of a day, right before your very eyes!
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
As Lord Likely’s witless scribe finds himself in financial turmoil, it is up to his lordship to step up and sort the bugger out.
Tags: advertising, begging, cartoonist, donations, fiction, fundraising, help, humour, journals, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, PayChum, scribe, sponsorship, t-shirts, writer
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Monday, July 13th, 2009
Allow his lordship to come deeply into your ears, in this astonishing audio adventure!
In this short audio production, the truth is revealed behind Alexander Graham Bell’s first ever telephone call…
Tags: Alexander Graham Bell, audio adventure, fiction, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, Mr. Watson, Mr. Woodford, Mrs. Tippins, podcast
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Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
In a spot of uncharacteristic begging, Lord Likely asks his dear, loyal followers to part with their hard-earned cash, all in the name of adventure and excitement.
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Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing
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