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    The Likely Letters – Part One

    Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

    A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]

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    The Lord Moves In Mysterious Ways

    Friday, January 7th, 2011

    Lord Likely once again gets himself into print, within the pages of The Dandy comic – the cad!

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    Stealing the Show

    Sunday, December 5th, 2010

    Read how Lord Likely has infiltrated the children’s periodical, The Dandy, and stolen the show.

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    How A Dandy Shall Make The Dandy Dandier

    Tuesday, October 12th, 2010

    Exciting news of how Lord Likely shall be making a special appearance in a comic-book publication!

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    How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices

    Sunday, May 16th, 2010

    Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.

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    Quacking Outrageous

    Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

    Lord Likely and 1889.ca Labs present a highly improbable, but completely excellent adventure: ‘The Man With the Improbable Leg’.

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    Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock, Tick-Tock…

    Monday, January 18th, 2010

    BEHOLD! Lord Likely’s most ASTONISHING ADVENTURE yet – a twenty-four hour tale unfolding over the course of a day, right before your very eyes!

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    Please Top-Up the Top-Hat

    Tuesday, October 13th, 2009

    As Lord Likely’s witless scribe finds himself in financial turmoil, it is up to his lordship to step up and sort the bugger out.

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    Telephonic Mischief: An Astonishing Audio Adventure

    Monday, July 13th, 2009

    Allow his lordship to come deeply into your ears, in this astonishing audio adventure!

    In this short audio production, the truth is revealed behind Alexander Graham Bell’s first ever telephone call…

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    An Appeal On Behalf of the Unappealing

    Tuesday, March 10th, 2009

    In a spot of uncharacteristic begging, Lord Likely asks his dear, loyal followers to part with their hard-earned cash, all in the name of adventure and excitement.

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

    Warning: these journals contain material that some people may find terribly offensive, or incredibly arousing

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