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Posts Tagged ‘parody’
Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens versus Lord Likely
Wednesday, September 28th, 2011
His lordship has a very close encounter with an alien being, and a not-close-enough-for-his-liking encounter with Mrs. Elizabeth Darcy….
Tags: alien, botter, drunk, Elizabeth, Jonathan Pinnock, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mrs Darcy, Mrs Darcy versus the Aliens, novel, parody, Prejudice, Pride, tentacles
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Read All About It
Sunday, July 10th, 2011
I PURCHASED a copy of the brand-new news-sheet, The News of the World today (see cover above). It does look like a very fine journal indeed, full of integrity and the very finest journalism. I fully expect it to keep running for anywhere up to one hundred and sixty-eight years. For now, I’m off to [...]
Tags: Charles Dickens, gloveless ladies, journalism, Lord Likely, News of the World, newspaper, onanism, parody, spoof, Victorian
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The Likely Letters – Part One
Wednesday, February 9th, 2011
A Brand New Astonishing Adventure! THIS TALE commences with your not-at-all-humble narrator incapacitated after sustaining a particularly nasty injury in the field of combat; to whit, I recently found myself in a heated argument with a tuppenny trollop over the matter of payment for what I considered to be her rather lacklustre services. As one may baulk at paying [...]
Tags: adventure, botter, Daphne Phingerphuckk, Doctor Cockfoster, erection, fiction, harlot, humour, injury, intercourse, letters, Likely Estate, Lord Likely, Lord Palmerston, Mr. A D Fanton, mystery, parody, penis, Sandy Staddleton, Startleburst Phingerphuckk, Victorian, web fiction, weblit, whore
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Words of Wisdom
Friday, February 4th, 2011
NEVER MIND all that ‘keep calm and carry on‘ bollockery, the motto above is truly the only one which any respecting gentle-man or lady would wish adorned ‘pon their chests or walls, or have etched indelibly on the face of one’s man-servant using a piping-hot BRANDING IRON. And now YOU (yes, you – to whom [...]
Tags: botter, but it you cad, Emporium of Excellent Things, humour, Lord Likely, merchandise, parody, posters, prints, quality, shop, t-shirts, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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How To Publish A Webbed-Log For Distribution ‘Pon The Inter-Connected Network of Computation Devices
Sunday, May 16th, 2010
Lord Likely takes us behind the scenes, and reveals the complex process involved in bringing his Astonishing Adventures to homes everywhere.
Tags: botter, computation devices, computing, eagle, humour, Likely Towers, Lord Likely, Mr. A D Fanton, Mr. Charles Babbage, octopus, parody, rainforest, The Astonishizer Engine, Victorian, web fiction, web-logging, weblit, writing
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A Fine, Upstanding Member
Thursday, April 8th, 2010
Join Lord Likely as he makes his bid for WORLD DOMINATION.
Tags: Barack Obama, election, fiction, House of Lords, humour, Lord Likely, parody, politics, poster, print, t-shirt, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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One Score and Four, The Final Hour: The Queen’s Head
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
The Final Chapter! The rip-roaring, EXPLOSIVE conclusion to ‘One Score and Four’ is here – REJOICE!
Tags: 24, Anti-Hat League, bomb, botter, crown, Felicity Boondoggles, fiction, humour, Lord Likely, Mr. Wallops, parody, Queen Victoria, Samuel Ben-London, terrorists, Victorian, web fiction, weblit
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One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Three: A Tip of the Hat
Saturday, February 6th, 2010
HOUR TWENTY-THREE! And with only an hour to go, Likely, Felicity and Botter must hasten to the palace to save the Queen – and the entire British Empire!
Tags: 24, Anti-Hat League, bomb, bomb-hat, botter, Buckingham Palace, cabby, CTUN, Felicity Boondoggles, fiction, hats, humour, Lord Likely, parody, Samuel Ben-London, Victorian, weblit
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One Score and Four, Hour Twenty Two-and-a-Half: Wherein Likely is Debriefed
Thursday, February 4th, 2010
HOUR TWENTY-TWO AND A HALF: And Likely penetrates the very depths of CTUN.
Tags: 24, Anti-Hat League, botter, brolly, CTUN, dildo, Felicity Boondoggles, fiction, fobwatch, hats, humour, Lord Likely, parody, Queen Victoria, Samuel Ben-London, Victorian, weblit
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One Score and Four, Hour Twenty-Two: Pigeon Post
Sunday, January 31st, 2010
HOUR TWENTY-TWO: Coo! A clue!
Tags: 24, Anti-Hat League, CTUN, Felicity Boondoggles, fiction, humour, Inspector Spunkleford, Lord Likely, message, parody, pigeons, Scotland Yard, Tweet, Victorian, weblit
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About His Lordship
Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.
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