Good day, dear readers!

Behold a bold new era for my (frankly incredible) journals, as Mr. Isambard Kingdom Brunel has just completed his renovation of my diaries, resulting in the cock-stiffening, mimsy-moistening new look you are currently witnessing before your doubtlessly stunned eyeballs.

Mr. Brunel did take a day longer than I had hoped, but he cannot really be blamed. I did wind up treating him to a few drinks on Monday evening, which led to a few dozen drinks, which in turn led to a twelve-hour stay in the local hospital for the poor chap. Some people really cannot hold their booze, you know.

Luckily, Mr. Brunel is rather more adept at holding a hammer, and his work upon my journals is looking very nice indeed, even if I do say so myself. Which I do. Excitingly, I am told there are a few more changes to come, which has me pounding my Palmerston in erotic anticipation, frankly.

I do hope that you – my dear, darling and deliriously gorgeous readers – approve of the changes as well. Let me know by sending my some sort of communication, and I shall take the time to respond to you all. Unless your comment is negative, in which case I may just wipe my arse upon it and hurl it into a fire. (The comment, that is, not my arse.)

Many thanks to you all for bearing with us through these difficult – but knee-tremblingly exciting – times.

Toodle-pip!

- Lord Likely.

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