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    • The Crest of Lord Likely

    Posts Tagged ‘The Bear’

    Romanov’s Last Stand

    Sunday, May 6th, 2007

    April, 1856 While Botter was enjoying his romantic liaison with The Bear, I was busying myself by creeping into Ivan Romanov’s office, gun at the ready. The office was large and spacious, with a large, dominating map of the world affixed to the wall. Upon closer inspection, I noticed that most of the globe had [...]

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    The Bear is Tamed

    Friday, May 4th, 2007

    April, 1856 Ivan Romanov watched with obvious delight as The Bear increased the force of his grip around my chest, causing me to turn a most unfitting shade of blue. “Oh dear, Likely,” Romanov sneered. “You do not look well. Not well at all.” “Guh-guh-go to Hell,” I gasped. “Oh! Well, that is the pleasantries [...]

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    A Shot in the Arm

    Tuesday, May 1st, 2007

    April, 1856 Following the gun shot, I slumped back onto the couch, dazed. It took a moment for my senses to catch up with recent events, but when they finally did they confirmed that I had, indeed, just been shot in the arm. I put my hand upon my stricken limb, seeking a second opinion, [...]

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    About His Lordship

    Lord Likely was a renowned member of the English aristocracy in the Victorian era. Tales of his exhilarating, enthralling and highly erotic exploits were legendary, but only now have his own, personal diaries resurfaced (found in a branch of Help the Aged in Swindon), shedding light on the life of this extraordinary eccentric.

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